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Vol. CLVII
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Whitman Wire

The Bizarre World of ESPN The Ocho
Nicholas Baker, Sports Reporter • December 12, 2025

T-Rex racing, Microsoft Excel data management and dodgeball are just a few of the bizarre sports that spectators can watch on ESPN8 The Ocho. Originating from the 2004 comedy...

Whitman Athletics Fall Season Recap 
Kai Alexander, Sports Reporter • December 12, 2025

Fall 2025 marked one of the most memorable semesters in recent Whitman College athletics history, defined by postseason breakthroughs, cultural transformation and standout...

Photos by Marlow Cuseo.
Blues Fall Short Against University of Mary Hardin-Baylor
Lukas Antes, Sports Reporter • December 12, 2025

On Dec. 4, Whitman men’s basketball lost to the University of Mary Hardin-Baylor (UMHB) 90-75 in a game whose outcome belied its box score. In fact, the Blues held onto...

Whitman’s Toilet Rights
Calliope Duford, Opinion Columnist • December 12, 2025

My first article in The Wire was one about bathroom justice. It analyzed how public bathrooms are few and far between in most cities, and how when they do exist, they’re hardly ever accessible or maintained....

Illustration by Genesis Lobos.
As Active as a Crypt: The Whitman Bar Scene
Luther Harper, Opinion Columnist • December 12, 2025

When people think back on college, they remember late nights with lifelong friends, unforgettable memories and – somewhere in the mix – maybe a little schoolwork. Within a college experience, the college...

Illustration by Natalie Rhim.
Keep Politics Out of Sports
Oliver Song, Opinion Columnist • December 12, 2025

Broadly generalizing here – the average Gen Z boy’s adolescence was largely shaped by one of two potential interests: Video games or sports. That is not to say a synthesis of the two is not possible;...

Illustration by Sylvie King.
The World Past 26.2
Zach Peterson, Feature Writer • December 12, 2025

For most of us mere mortals the idea of running 26.2 continuous miles is herculean. However, for more and more runners the classic marathon is...

Illustration by Lucas Pinaire.
Climate Change and Washington’s Winter Recreation
Alisson Alerte, Science & Environment Writer • December 12, 2025

On Dec. 3, the Southeast Washington Ski Area Bluewood announced it would postpone its projected Dec. 6 opening day due to insufficient snowfall....

Illustration by Mar Tachek.
Screw Horoscopes! Spotify Wrapped Predicts Your Death.
Dante Squires, Humor Writer • December 12, 2025

Have you ever read your horoscope for the day and thought that it was just too vague? Maybe it said that you were destined to “see something...

Illustration by Eva Mangahas.
Plague of Unread Books Surging Once Again
Ben Sherry, Humor Writer • December 12, 2025

Dearest readers of The Wire, it is safe to say that we are once again in the final stretch of this semester. It has been a long and grueling...

Illustration by Avery Hargrove.
A Modern(ish) Fairytale about the Wizard Zoloft
AJ Johnson, Humor Writer • December 12, 2025

Long ago – but not so long as to make it irrelevant – there was a tower. This tower was not just any tower, it was crafted of the finest...

Whitman Saves Money by Cutting Every Salary Except Kazi’s
Hunter Tucker, Humor Writer • December 12, 2025

Amidst a litany of outcry, Whitman has released its newest budgeting decision: For the next fiscal year, every salary will be cut except for...

Illustration by Genesis Lobos.
The Loneliness Of Being Better Than Everyone
Hunter Tucker, Humor Writer • November 21, 2025

There's an old adage that says it’s lonely at the top, and that’s not just true for those with power. It is also true for those who are simply...

Photos by Juliette Silvers.
Planned Parenthood Generation Action Dances For Period Power
Dany Moreno, News Reporter • December 12, 2025

The Planned Parenthood Generation Action (PPGA) at Whitman College brought students together for a Period Power Dance-A-Thon on Dec. 5 in the Cordiner Foyer. The event acted...

Photos by Lizzett Zaragoza.
Craft with Campus Arts Publications
Lucy Walker, News Reporter • December 12, 2025

Blue Moon, the college’s longest-running literary and arts journal, recently hosted its annual “Big Art” event on Wednesday, Dec. 3, while campus’ quarterly publication,...

New Student Loan Caps Threaten Healthcare Education
Brooke Clark, News Reporter • December 12, 2025

The One Big Beautiful Bill Act of July 4, 2025 enacted sweeping cuts to federal student loan programs. The bill phased the Grad PLUS loans program out as of July 1, 2026...

Photos by Chloé Williams.
(INVESTIGATION) “Livelihoods are Being Attacked”: Whitman Employees Struggle to Navigate Rising Expenses and Stagnating Salaries
Holly VanVoorhis, Chloé Williams, and Sebastián Vera Cuevas November 21, 2025

UPDATE – Nov. 23, 2025. 2:12p.m. – Multiple corrections have been made to this article. They will be demarcated with double asterisks (**) to prevent confusion with pseudonyms. (1.)...

Members of the Whitman College First Responders (WCFR) taught "sidewalk CPR" techniques to students during Collegiate EMS Week. The student-run organization hosted training sessions and first aid supply giveaways from Nov. 10–14 to raise awareness for emergency care on campus. Photo Contributed by Lyla Lopez.
Collegiate EMS Week
Dany Moreno, News Reporter • November 21, 2025

Throughout the week of Nov. 10 to Nov. 14, the Whitman College First Responders (WCFR) participated in Collegiate EMS week started by the National Collegiate Emergency Medical...

Psychology Society Presents: Humor
Allie Fredrickson, News Reporter • November 21, 2025

On Thursday, Nov. 13, Professor of Psychology Dr. Erika Langley presented a talk on her area of expertise — the psychology of humor. Langley lectured on how humor affects...